Fantasy News 2022
No 5 Edition
Apologies for abbreviated version. Short of time before holiday.
News Headlines:
In the recent three GOY competitions our winners were Sandpit, Han Sen, and Sweetie Burnham. Results this year are getting predictable and Greg is so far ahead in GOY he’s already writing his speech for presentation night.
The Fantasy League is barely different with Robot and Sandpit well ahead. All winners of the winning team in the captain’s putter were due 2 points but none were awarded as it was a draw. Plans are underway to rearrange as Dave (Mary) wants shot of the trophy.
PS. The club seems awash with draws and competitions so Fantasy League is organizing one. The senior with the best tattoo will win. Has anyone got one? Please identify yourself.
Simon
News Headlines:
- Kiss me Hardy cannot walk on water and now needs clean trousers after a vain attempt to prove doubters wrong on a depleted water hole
- Goosey Vander has relaxed his immigration policy so many of his friends and family are now camped out by our lake. Luckily their deposits are our best hope of stopping balls going in the water.
- At least two members have been on speed awareness courses. I thought these were run by Everready Wilkins (who has been quieter as he ages) in a renewed attempt to speed up play as things have been slowing in the heat. Apparently though they are designed to slow things down, so Buckingham Palace told me, who also said the other recent attendee was also Old Bill.
- Mr Sandpit attempted to out do Mr GK’s number of holes in ones in a round by entering points in a recent competition. He escaped long term reputational damage after Inspector Reagan intervened
- At our recent sports day the sprint was won by Ash’s trolley beating Ash by several lengths. To celebrate the trolley jumped in the pond
- Played with Mr Wayward twice. Nickname was more apt the first time I played with him than the second time. Told me he was in ceramics. Think that might be why I was paired with him.
- Three to go to get my handicap to 54. Eat your heart out Happy Bob.
- I’ve noticed of that of late members are coming forward with their own nicknames to avoid me giving them one - Woodpecker and Hammy beware. I won’t stand for it.
In the recent three GOY competitions our winners were Sandpit, Han Sen, and Sweetie Burnham. Results this year are getting predictable and Greg is so far ahead in GOY he’s already writing his speech for presentation night.
The Fantasy League is barely different with Robot and Sandpit well ahead. All winners of the winning team in the captain’s putter were due 2 points but none were awarded as it was a draw. Plans are underway to rearrange as Dave (Mary) wants shot of the trophy.
PS. The club seems awash with draws and competitions so Fantasy League is organizing one. The senior with the best tattoo will win. Has anyone got one? Please identify yourself.
Simon